Weekend Written Homilies 2020

June 2020

Jun 27

13th Sunday in OT A

Joke: You win the war: My wife and I have a rule. We don't fight on Saturday nights. You know why? It is because I have to preach on Sunday morning. Now I don't want you to get the idea that we fight the other six nights of the week. Quite frankly, I gave her an unconditional surrender several years ago. Husbands, let me teach you a lesson that...
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Jun 20

12th Sunday in OT A--Father's Day Weekend

Joke: In a discussion with God, a man asked: God, how long is a minute in heaven? “It’s a million years,” replied God. “How much is a penny in heaven, God?” God said, “A penny is a million dollars in heaven.” The man then asked God, “Would you give me a penny please?” God said, “You...
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Jun 13

A—The Solemnity of the Body and Blood of Christ

Joke: Grandma told her little grandson: “Be a good boy. At the end of the world all the disobedient and bad people will be cast into fiery hell where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.” The little boy raised an intelligent doubt. “Grandma, you don’t have any teeth and you always quarrel with others. How...
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Weekend Written Homilies 2020

Weekend Written Homilies 2020


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