Weekend Homilies 2019

February 2020

Feb 29

A--Saturday after Ash Wednesday

Joke: A long line of men stood at one of Heaven's gates, waiting to be admitted. There was a sign over the gate which read, "For men who were good followers of their wives while on earth." The line extended as far as the eye could see. At another of Heaven's gates, only one man was standing. Over this gate there was a sign that read,...
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Feb 22

7th Sunday of OT A

Joke: Three very competitive priests died, but before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to be anything they wanted. First priest said, “I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter than I already am.” So, God made him 100 times smarter. The second priest said, “I want to be even better than that...
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Feb 8

5th Sunday of OT A--Bishop’s Stewardship Appeal Weekend

Joke: "Whatever God wants, God takes!" There is an old story of the three traveling evangelists who were talking about how they dealt with the offerings that were collected during their evangelistic meetings. The first one said, “I draw a big circle on the ground, and then I throw the money in the air. Whatever lands inside the...
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Feb 1

4th Sunday of OT A--Feast of the Presentation of the Lord

Joke: The future son-in-law: The rich business man Raymond goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Ben. He says to Ben, "So, tell me Ben my boy, what you do?" "I study the Theology," he replies. "But Ben, you are going to marry my daughter, how are going to feed and house her?" "No problem," says Ben,...
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Weekend Homilies 2019

Homilies by Fr. Joseph Nguyen


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